“Pickin up a ‘G.’
“Playin PS2 till late.
“Just got ‘Driver 3’.”
“Can I come 2 yours, get light?
“Do some chang wiv you?”
“Nah, mate. Got m’bird 2nite.
“I only got for 2.”
“But I got Mitsubishi’s in,
“And a wrap o’ speed.
“Nostrils getting really fin –
“Caning makes ’em bleed.”
“All right then, ’cause you’re a m8
“But don’t you overstay.
“Becky’s comin’ round @ 8 –
“Told you I weren’t gay.”
“Why d’you need me out so quick?”
“She wants to shag tonight.
“I love the way she sorts my dick –
“She’s really really tight.
“Can’t wait till I pick up in Ki’s.
“School’s a load a toss.
“Fuck exams; Fuck jeese yesees –
“I’m gonna be the boss.”
“At your ouse av you got grass?
“I’ll let you av a pill,
“And then I’ll kick your arse
“Wiv my X-Box superskill.”
