13th December 2012: What would people like to hear about today? Remember to share the page with your friends and keep all those weird and wonderful ideas coming in...
So much love to you all on another beautiful day in the 10th Kingdom! (Earth!)
A Playmobil fireman sat in a fairy ring.
His lungs were made of plastic so he couldn't even sing.
He wished he'd listened to his boss and stayed upon the shelf.
"Damn those blasted fairy tricks!!" he whispered. "Suck an Elf!"